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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get hanging from Apple trees?","punchline":"Sore arms.","id":228}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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Aldeatejada is a village and municipality in the province of Salamanca, western Spain, part of the autonomous community of Castile and León.
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